you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
I’ll let you know whenever I have time for hypocritical moody shit
- horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
- girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.John Mayer (via typical-boyband)
- me: do i have enough time to read these books?
- me: no
- me: *buys books*
Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"