February 2012
what are priorities and where can i get some
Sometimes when I’m trying to get to sleep, or just lying there in the bath staring down at my naked self (whilst thinking: whywhywhywhy), I find inspiration for art. I think to myself “that would be a great concept.” or “that would be such an amazing painting”
but i have no means of expressing my creativity anymore apart from ~~witty banta!
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
Ok I’m beginning to get annoyed at myself more often lately and I know the reason why; it’s because I haven’t been working hard enough or devoting enough time to my studies. I’m lapsing back into old habits and this time it’s not even for a particular cause or reason - simply because of my own slovenly nature and I really hate it.
I feel fine and everything, I mean i...
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
on the bright side, i drank coffee and now im awake for no apparent reason :DDDDDDDDDD
I just seem to keep making the same mistakes over and over again. It’s a cyclical thing, and I have the power to stop it but I choose not to.
Either there’s something profoundly wrong with my brain or I have the IQ of a small mammal.
Anonymous asked: whats those posters on the wall in your picture?
what makes you a bad person?
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bumrub:
ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with
hojs:
Leave everything til sunday
Don’t do it sunday
I have this horrible fetish for boys who look like they’re either
heavily addicted to crack cocaine
haven’t had a wash in about 2 years
homeless
and/or Russell Brand
“All I want is blackness. Blackness and silence.”
– Sylvia Plath (via defeating)
attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
loveismyjudge:
I’m always second best lol
I have to put laugh out loud or I genuinely will be crying out loud
Haha
I sometimes marvel at the emotionless monster that I’ve become.